tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9980326.post116662529590096424..comments2023-10-31T11:42:10.984-05:00Comments on Oracle Of Cheese: Poe was a Packer FanCheesehead Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18437950457775351946noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9980326.post-1166740014222062342006-12-21T16:26:00.000-06:002006-12-21T16:26:00.000-06:00I gotta admit that Cheesy has Shane over a barrel ...I gotta admit that Cheesy has Shane over a barrel with that whole wine cooler thing. Tough to come back from that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9980326.post-1166677858181005152006-12-20T23:10:00.000-06:002006-12-20T23:10:00.000-06:00Shane, just because I got my kids right the first ...Shane, just because I got my kids right the first two times more than proves my virile manhood. Quality versus quantity!! Any backwater Minnesotan who doesn't know how to use a condom can pop out three (or more)kids. <BR/><BR/>As for the snowblower, that's called intelligence, a sign of higher evolutionary achievement - it's a power tool, real men use power tools.Cheesehead Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18437950457775351946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9980326.post-1166673219002262262006-12-20T21:53:00.000-06:002006-12-20T21:53:00.000-06:00Curt! What about my 3 kids verses his having only...Curt! What about my 3 kids verses his having only 2? Surely that gives me some points, especially considering that you, like me, have 3 kids of your own? That should more than compensate for my preference for wine coolers.<BR/><BR/>Skol Vikings!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9980326.post-1166664262203188502006-12-20T19:24:00.000-06:002006-12-20T19:24:00.000-06:00Hey, I like my burgers well done! I would also me...Hey, I like my burgers well done! I would also mention that neither or you truly handle winter down in the "Minnesota tropics" as we do up here. Try shoveling when it's 30 below with a wind chill of 45 below. Now that separates the men from the boys. <BR/><BR/>The Oracle definitely loses points for the snow blower, but Shane loses more points for the wine coolers. Thankfully, this battle will be settled on the football field between world class athletes and not in some sort of machismo contest in your shared backyard.<BR/><BR/>Curt in Grand ForksCurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13400201419612737792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9980326.post-1166651838682850322006-12-20T15:57:00.000-06:002006-12-20T15:57:00.000-06:00What? I really can't see losing this one. The Vi...What? I really can't see losing this one. The Vikings are playing a rookie who will be starting for the first time at the friendly confines of Lambeau Field in late December. What could possibly go wrong?<BR/><BR/>I can taste my cheeseburger now! Victory will be juicy and cooked to medium! Not well-done like that pansy Cheesehead Craig. He can't chance any bacteria! I'm surprised he hasn't gone the way of Howard Hughes yet. Poor guy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9980326.post-1166649431132062172006-12-20T15:17:00.000-06:002006-12-20T15:17:00.000-06:00I think you should label this post and it's "manly...I think you should label this post and it's "manly" comments section NSFW.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately Shane, I think you may be on the losing end of this bet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9980326.post-1166636055168419362006-12-20T11:34:00.000-06:002006-12-20T11:34:00.000-06:00Facts on manhood you say?You -- Wine coolersMe -- ...Facts on manhood you say?<BR/><BR/>You -- Wine coolers<BR/>Me -- Beer<BR/><BR/>You -- Sun dress<BR/>Me -- Flannel shirt and jeans<BR/><BR/>You -- Have kids mow your lawn as you hate getting sweaty and "icky" as you call it.<BR/>Me -- Do it myself as that is what men do.<BR/><BR/>You -- Cowardly quit the Backyard Border Battle due to fear of losing.<BR/>Me -- Proudly standing as the champ from a head to head battle with you, proving who is the better man.<BR/><BR/>You want to get into a burrito eating contest, bring it Sally.<BR/><BR/>A Coke is just fine to add into the bet. I'll make sure to bring the camera to take some pictures of me and my victory burger (again)Cheesehead Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18437950457775351946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9980326.post-1166633641207326232006-12-20T10:54:00.000-06:002006-12-20T10:54:00.000-06:00Yes, MANHOOD!Let's look at the facts:Me -- 3 kidsY...Yes, MANHOOD!<BR/><BR/>Let's look at the facts:<BR/><BR/>Me -- 3 kids<BR/>You -- 2 kids<BR/><BR/>Me -- Shovel<BR/>You -- Snowblower<BR/><BR/>Me -- 6' 5"<BR/>You -- 6' 4"<BR/><BR/>Me -- Eat a full Chipotle burrito<BR/>You -- Barely can choke down half<BR/><BR/>I could go on and on. The facts speak for themselves. You are lucky I let you stand in the shadow of my glory.<BR/><BR/>The fries have been added. Let's thrown in a coke too, or do you prefer some Evian spring water for your delicate stomach?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9980326.post-1166630746330901882006-12-20T10:05:00.000-06:002006-12-20T10:05:00.000-06:00YOU, questioning MY manhood? That is laughable.Of...<B>YOU</B>, questioning <B>MY</B> manhood? That is laughable.<BR/><BR/>Of course I accept your addendum, as long as fries are included as well.<BR/><BR/>I look forward to my continued betting domination over you.Cheesehead Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18437950457775351946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9980326.post-1166629868955593042006-12-20T09:51:00.000-06:002006-12-20T09:51:00.000-06:00I accept with the following addendum: a cheesebur...I accept with the following addendum: a cheeseburger must be a part of this somehow. I must have a cheeseburger! The loser will purchase for the winner a Triple Cheese Fuddrucker's cheeseburger in addition to shoveling the driveway.<BR/><BR/>Or are you not man enough?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9980326.post-1166629611662783662006-12-20T09:46:00.000-06:002006-12-20T09:46:00.000-06:00So Shane, you wish to enter into the betting realm...So Shane, you wish to enter into the betting realm with me once more do you? Very well, O deluded neighbor of mine, I accept.<BR/><BR/>The wager is this: Should the Packers win Thursday's game against the deplorable Vikings, you shall shovel the snow from my driveway one and only one time at my request. <BR/><BR/>Should the Vikings successfully be able to cheat their way to victory, I shall one and one time only shovel the snow from your driveway at your request.<BR/><BR/>Dost thou accept this wager?Cheesehead Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18437950457775351946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9980326.post-1166628731790713402006-12-20T09:32:00.000-06:002006-12-20T09:32:00.000-06:00Holy crap ... I'm speechless. This is an affront ...Holy crap ... I'm speechless. This is an affront to all that is decent and respectable. Pauly Shore?!?!? The guantlet has been dropped. A bet must be made! All that is cheese must be put into its place!<BR/><BR/>What are your terms good sir? Whatever they are, I will revel in finally putting you in your place! It is time to put number 4 on his butt!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com