Thursday, November 09, 2006

Top 10 Reasons for a Packer win against MN

Even though the Bills loss stings me like... a stingy thing does, I am still not giving up on the Pack. Not when the opponents are the Minnesota Vikings this week. Rivalry games are always great and this week is a desparate week for both teams. So today I am doing a complete 180 from yesterday's post. Let's review why the Packers will win this game.

10 - The Vikings offense is horrible and couldn't even come close to scoring more than 3 points against the woeful San Fran D.

9 - The Vikes new unis are silly looking, and silly looking teams don't win football games.

8 - The Packers new running attack will continue it's success and wear down the Viking defenders.

7 - The toughest guy the Vikes have is their mascot, Ragnar. He was seen crying while watching the Oxygen network this week.

6 - It bears repeating, the Vikings offense is horrible.

5 - The Packers DB's will eat up the Vikes so-called WR corps.

4 - Ryan Longwell will realize he loves the Pack too much and will intentionally miss the game winning FG.

3 - God hates the Vikings and loves the Packers.

2 - Even though the Packers have lacked that killer instinct, the Vikes don't have it either.

1 - Come on, it's the frickin' Vikings.

2 comments:

Curt said...

You are probably right about God hating the Vikings, and are definitely right about the ugly uniforms and horrible offense. On the other hand, nothing gets the Vikes up like Packer week. Taking into account Favre's (usual) allergy to turf, I think the Vikes will pull it out. Enjoy the game!

Curt in Grand Forks

Anonymous said...

Sadly I agree with everything you've written, with the exception of number 8, and especially number 3. Man, does God hate the Vikings. I think He is punishing the Minnesota Vikings for all the monastaries the real Vikings pillaged.