Life is too short to eat fat-free cheese
Wednesday, November 09, 2005Called outI have heard from many a loyal reader of the Oracle the following question:
It's not going to work anymore Shane, you have to face me. Time for you stand up and be a man.
Wisecracks:
Winner takes on the self proclaimed "greatest player of Stratego anywhere on the face of the earth, period, and in the galaxy too".....ME.
I can't be beaten...at least not in 2 out of three. There is always that fluke win here and there, even Napoleon lost at Waterloo.
I did actually beat Shane in 2 games of Stratego, but I won't get into that.
You wanna go Johnny? We'll have to find some online version to play. You know, that does give me an idea on expanding this contest. Hmmmm.... this could be fun.
You know, I will admit to using reasons 1-3 before, but reasons 4-5 are a little outrageous. And I won't rake my leaves at the same time because I expect YOU to rake my leaves given they come from your trees.
Anyway, this competition is nothing but pain for me. Both Stratego and mini-golf were so close! It just flat out sucks and I don't like it and I'm going to pout about it and there is nothing you can do about it. So there! So, when do you want to resume my flogging? Can't be tonight because I've got church and it can't be Thursday because I've got Cub Scouts. Oh, and Saturday I've got Cub Scouts too. (boy those excuses come in handy ...)
Very well then Shane, your cowardice is plain for everyone to see now.
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The Backyard Border Battle is hereby over and I have won by knockout as Shane simply cannot get up off the canvas. I will let you know when you can be my beverage server for a day as per the agreement we had at the beginning. All those leaves falling from my trees onto your yard are very much like a tickertape parade celebrating my victory. << Home
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