Last night I got together at Mr. Cheer or Die's place for a wonderful dinner along with Shane and SBG and our respective families. It was a great time and everyone had a blast. Thanks again COD! After a fairly long wait time, Grog is back with his tantilizing tales of torturous titilating ta tas, ok I ran out of "t" words and this is just silly now.
Chicago
Call this city, "City of the Big Shoulders", should be called "City of the Big Guts". Grog never seen such lardasses. Grog give 6 pack to security guard to get into announcer area. Have great time with Bob Eucker. Grog kick his ass in Cribbage. Skunk him twice. Grog get to sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" in 7th inning. Best performance ever.
Florida
Grog spend lots of time at the beach the first day. Fun snorkeling. Not able to catch many fish. Fall asleep on beach. Wake up sunburnt. Spend next 4 days in hotel watching Brewers on TV as too sore. Order lots of room service. Weeks call up Grog and make fun of him. Grog will get Weeks back, stupid rookie.
Atlanta
Grog better from sunburn. Grog hear city center of hip-hop, but Grog no find many frogs. Not sure why city called that then. Ones do find are tasty. Grog go to check out clubs with Bill Hall, Lyle Overbay and Rickie Weeks to celebrate after Brewers win 2 of 3 games. Men at door say Grog no enter has not have right look. Grog pick up each man in one hand and lift them up. Ask how Grog look from up there. Grog laugh and enter club with 3 women who met in line. Grog drink and dance lots. Grog get Weeks really drunk so he puke. Told you I get you back Rickie.
Have a great weekend!
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