The Adventures of Larry Legend: Episode III - The Temptation

When we last left our heros, Larry and Biff were captured by Rhyno and were under attack by his seductive Nymphos. We continue with our story in Episode III - The Temptation.

Larry was helpless to the Nymphos attacks, his confidence already shaken by Rhyno's claims that Magic Johnson was a better basketball player, he was easy prey to the attention and affection the Nymphos gave to him.

Not only that, but the Nymphos were attracted to him as well. After all, what woman doesn't want a 6' 9"Midwestern, pasty-skinned, gangly man with a pathetic porn-star moustache?

"Oooo Larry, you're such a manly man," crooned the Nymphos as their hypnotic perfumes and poisonous kisses further weakened Larry.

"Magic never had this many women at one time," moaned Larry.

Biff could see that his friend was fading fast and he was as well starting to fall under their wicked spell. Biff then saw their salvation.

"Hey ladies," Biff called out, "care to join me for some cold beers in the hot tub?"

The Nymphos squealed with delight and ran to the hot tub, throwing off their clothes. Biff knew that no self-respecting Nympho could resist free beer and a hot tub.

As Larry came to, he saw Biff in the hot tub.

"Save Polly, I'll handle the Nymphos," Biff called out.

Larry stumbled out of the hideout, weakened by his encounter with the Nymphos and sad over the sacrifice of his friend.

"He sacrificed himself and took on all those Nymphos just to save me. Wait a minute, he's in a hot tub with 5 gorgeous Nymphos! That baaaassstarrrrddd....." Larry then collapsed as the poison from the Nymphos kisses was too much for him.

Larry came to a while later, surrounded by what appeared to be giant Care Bears in a bed.

"Where am I?" Larry asks.

"You are safe now, we all took turns holding and cuddling you during the night while helping the poison leave your body."

Larry felt a little uneasy looking at the Bears with their knowing looks at him as he wondered how they helped the poison leave his body. Suddenly he remembered Polly, and he told the Bears about his plight.

"We know someone who can help, King Cheekymonkey and his wife, the Queen. However, to get to them, you need to go across the great sea and through the Forbidden Jungle to their castle. We know of some sailors that can take you across the sea, they stop here when they need some cuddling after being at sea for so long.

Again, Larry felt uneasy about the Bears' knowing looks at each other and him. But Larry knew he had no other choice than to go with the sailors.

So Larry sets sail across the sea to the Forbidden Jungle to meet King Cheekymonkey in hopes that he can help Larry rescue his beloved Polly.

What dangers await Larry in the Forbidden Jungle? Will he be able to rescue Polly in time? How worried should Larry be about being on a boat with sailors who cuddle with giant Care Bears? Tune in next time for Episode IV - The Forbidden Jungle.