Preparations were complete for Rhyno and Polly's wedding. Rhyno and Polly were at the beautiful wedding platform in Rhyno's fortress.
"All is set my love, as you can see the minister is here and not only that, he's the DJ as well. See how efficient and cost conscience I am." Rhyno says.
"My Larry will come for me," says Polly with obvious fear and concern in her voice, "he is my true love."
"Bah! He is dead and now nothing can stop me, Rhyno J. Cumquat from geting the girl of my dreams." Rhyno boasted.
"Your last name is Cumquat?" giggled Polly. Even the priest was stiffling a laugh.
"Shut up!" yelled an embarassed Rhyno and turns toward the priest, "Let the ceremony begin!"
"Not so fast." proclaimed a voice.
"LARRY!" squealed a joyous Polly.
Both Rhyno and Polly looked up and there was a tremendous battle going on with the Rescue Heros and the dinosaurs that were guarding the wedding platform.
"It can't be," said a dumbfounded Rhyno "how did you escape my gorgeous Nymphos?"
"Biff sacrificed himself and got them in a hot tub with beer so that I could come rescue my true love, Polly." Larry said triumphantly.
"You left gorgeous nymphos in a hot tub with beer?" Polly asked shockingly, "are you sure you're not gay? I mean, come on, that even sounds good to me..."
"Enough of that," Larry says, "it's time we had it out Rhyno. Time for the final battle."
After a back and forth battle with both combatants landing crushing blows, it was finally the basketball-quan-do skills of Larry Legend that ended the fight. The deafening "KAPOW!!" that was heard all the way to the Boston Garden (not the restaurant, the sporting facility) of his trusty Spaulding going upside of Rhyno's head ended the epic brawl.
Now Larry and Polly were together again, and all was right with the world. The birds could now sing, the flowers bloom and the rivers run.
Larry and Polly went back to their ski chalet, and to the victors go the spoils...
Written, Directed and Produced by Cheesehead Craig
Camera work by Cheesehead Craig and Rachel
Wardrobe and Art Direction by Rachel
Special Effects by Cheesehead Craig and Adam
Casting by Cheesehead Craig
Editing by Cheesehead Craig and Rachel
Set design by Cheesehead Craig and Adam
Polly Pockets represented by RachelReck, INC.
Catering by Cub Foods
This story was done on location at Cheesehead Craig's house.
No toys or Christmas ornaments were harmed in the making of this story.
All characters are fictional, any resemblance to any real person is only in your head.
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Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you enjoyed the story, let me know.