The Adventures of Larry Legend: Episode II - The Chase Begins

Previously on The Adventures of Larry Legend, the evil Rhyno had abducted Polly in an effort to claim her for his own. After Larry and Polly's brother, Biff Pockabill, fended off Rhyno's henchmen, they discover where Rhyno's hideout is. Now on to Episode II - The Chase Begins.

Larry and Biff, acting upon the info Biff was able to extract from one of the henchmen, proceed to the nearest train station to catch the train to MegaBlockville, where Rhyno's hideout is located.

Biff informs Larry "The schedule says the train is leaving shortly, Larry. Let's get inside and purchase some tickets."

"When I get a hold of Rhyno," says Larry boldly, "I'm going to give him a one-way ticket to Knuckle Sandwichville."

"Dude," says Biff, "you gotta work on your one-liners. Now move those big, plodding feet of yours or we'll miss the train."

Biff and Larry enter the train station and as they get up to the counter, a large net is dropped over them.

"It's an ambush Larry!" yells Biff.

Biff and Larry struggle valiantly, but the net only tightens around them.

"Struggle all you want," says one of Rhyno's henchmen, "you have no chance of getting out of this onion bag."

"Where's Rhyno?" demands Larry, his eyes stinging from the onion scent still inside the netting, "What have you done with Polly?"

"Shut up," says the henchmen, "Since you want to see the boss so bad, we'll take you to him, but be careful what you wish for. As for your dear Polly, he's got plans for her." The henchmen all laugh confidently as they load our heros onto the train and take them to Rhyno's hideout.

When they arrive at Rhyno's hideout, the henchmen drag Larry and Biff in front of Rhyno.

"Well, well, well Larry, I will say this for you, you are persistant," says Rhyno "but this is the end of the line for you and your little friend."

"The name's Biff." Biff states boldly.

"What have you done with Polly?" demands Larry.

"Don't worry about Polly, Larry, I'll take gooood care of her. You know what they say, once you go Rhyno, you never go back."

"I thought it was 'once you go Rhyno, you can't get the stench off you'. Let's settle this like men, on the basketball court, you freak!" screamed Larry.

"Ha! As much as I would love to school you, I have other matters to attend to, namely my wedding to Polly. Oh, and by the way, Magic Johnson was a better basketball player than you." Rhyno said smiling knowing Larry's biggest fear is that of Magic.

"Take that back!" yelled Larry, sweating under the uncomfortable truth of Rhyno's words.

"You know it's true, not only was he a better basketball player, plus he also is a successful businessman and had his own talk show as well. Which is way more than you'll ever accomplish. Now, prepare to meet your end at the hands (so to speak) of my Nymphos! Bwahh hah hah! Farewell Larry and Larry's little friend!"

Biff yells out "The name's Biff!"

Suddenly, saxophone music starts to play.

"Oh, hello Biff," says a seductive voice. "You do look so strong and handsome, I cannot wait to do such... naughty things to you."

Biff and Larry are then set upon by the Nymphos. Biff and Larry are instantly smitten by these vixens. Will they be able to resist their powers of seduction? How will they ever find where Rhyno has hidden Polly? What the hell is that pink crap Larry is standing in? Tune in next time for Episode III - The Temptation.