Friday, January 13, 2006

Pamela Anderson vs Colonel Sanders

I know I'm posting this a little late in the day today, but in case you don't know, Pamela Anderson is wanting the bust of Colonel Sanders removed from the KY state capitol. This is a quandry for the red-blooded men of America. Who do we side with? I shall endeavor to answer this question with the following:

Pamela Anderson
Colonel Sanders

Known for: CS- Drop dead delicious chicken PA- Drop dead gorgeous physique
National treasure since: CS- 1952 PA- 1991, thanks to Baywatch
Empire covers: CS- The stomachs of men worldwide PA- The minds (and other parts) of men worldwide
Introduced the world to: CS- Sporks PA- Slow motion running on a beach in a swimsuit
Biggest secret: CS- 11 herbs and spices PA- Why she went out with Scott Baio and Kid Rock
Best asset: CS- Breasts PA- Breasts (in both cases, they are all natural)
Biggest downfall: CS- Not enough restaurants PA- Not enough brains

It's a close call, but the winner is Colonel Sanders! Sorry Pam, gorgeous women come and go, but crispy, juicy, heavenly chicken is eternal.


John B. said...

Pamela Anderson wants bust removed???? Why, they look perfectly fine to me?

Oh, wait, not that bust...

I'll take sex over chicken anyday. Now steak on the other hand...

Shane said...

I agree with your synopsis, CC. I think Pam is geeting a little nasty. Go KFC!

SBG said...

mmmmm.... salad.

Cheesehead Craig said...

SBG, just sick and wrong. Not that I'm disagreeing with you...