Pamela Anderson vs Colonel Sanders

I know I'm posting this a little late in the day today, but in case you don't know, Pamela Anderson is wanting the bust of Colonel Sanders removed from the KY state capitol. This is a quandry for the red-blooded men of America. Who do we side with? I shall endeavor to answer this question with the following:

Pamela Anderson

VS

Colonel Sanders

Known for: CS- Drop dead delicious chicken PA- Drop dead gorgeous physique

National treasure since: CS- 1952 PA- 1991, thanks to Baywatch

Empire covers: CS- The stomachs of men worldwide PA- The minds (and other parts) of men worldwide

Introduced the world to: CS- Sporks PA- Slow motion running on a beach in a swimsuit

Biggest secret: CS- 11 herbs and spices PA- Why she went out with Scott Baio and Kid Rock

Best asset: CS- Breasts PA- Breasts (in both cases, they are all natural)

Biggest downfall: CS- Not enough restaurants PA- Not enough brains

It's a close call, but the winner is Colonel Sanders! Sorry Pam, gorgeous women come and go, but crispy, juicy, heavenly chicken is eternal.