For those of you new to this blog, Grog was unearthed and frozen from my backyard by my son while digging with his construction toys. We've acclimated him to this century and I've decided that Grog needs to see the country, so he has been given the assignment of following the Brewers around the country on their road trips, and after the road trip, he'll give his impressions of how things went.
Pittsburgh
Grog not like this city much. Dirty city, ugly people. Some of ugliest people Grog ever see. Grog been around before toothpaste and shampoo, so that something. Ugly people make Grog miss Rachel pretty smile. PNC Park is nice. Grog like beer, but cups too small. Grog needs to remember to bring own mug in future. Nachos good, but Brewers hitting better. Grog make segway. Grog enjoy games. Laugh at people that like Pirates. Two guys yell back at Grog. Grog hit them with club. Left alone for rest of games. Lady by Grog bring black cat to game, look tasty. Not able to steal from her during 7 inning stretch.
Chicago
Grog think this city good. Big buildings pretty. Chili cheese hot dog make Grog happy. Hot cat be better, asked man why not hot cat. He make comment that Grog stupid. Grog headbutt man when nobody looking. Now who stupid? Ha Ha! Grog see lady with 2 white cats. Grog think they make pretty slippers for Rachel. Before Grog can get cats, Grog fart and many people run. Lose lady with cats. Grog sad that no gifts to bring back to Rachel. Brewers not do as good here. Brewers lose 2 games. Grog has idea that Brewers hit ball better with bigger sticks like Grog club. Go to tell Yost, but policeman say not allowed by team. Grog say with Oracle of Cheese and give him beers. Policeman take beers and let Grog see Yost. Yost say wrong to have bigger club. Grog understand and ask Yost to play poker. Yost, Grog, and other Brewers play poker. Grog have big fun.
Thanks for the article Grog. Tune in for Grog's next entry after the Brewers road trip from April 20-27 when they visit Houston, SF and St. Louis.
Come back tomorrow, when we'll discuss the Brewers home opener and how I almost burned down my house.
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