Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Grog Blog

Back from the recent Brewer road trip through Pittsburgh, Washington DC and Minneapolis (hey, that's here!), Grog tells his tale of road tripping with the Crew this season.

Pittsburgh
Grog back in this crappy city. Sometimes Grog thinks Craig hate him by making him come here again. Brewers seem mad to be here to. Play bad. Grog not care about cats here. They have slimy film on them. Grog knows bad tasting cat when he sees one.

Washington, DC
Lots of pretty buildings. Grog had much time to walk around. Guy try to mug Grog. Grog laugh at his knife and hit him over head with club. Grog see big buildings of presidents. Another guy try and mug Grog with gun. Grog fart and man falls down. He he. Grog think Lincoln look like good president. Look like giant, so was good. Why president not big like Lincoln? While Grog stare at statue, another man try and mug Grog. Grog growl and grab man and pick him up over Grog head. Man give Grog all his money and beg to be let go. Grog throw him in bushes. When man land, cat runs out of bush. Cat seems to be druggie, has needle sticking out of back thigh. Grog let cat run away. Brewers lose close games. Grog try knock knock jokes to cheer them up. No help. Grog able to get nice presents for Rachel of mini monuments.

Minneapolis
Ha! Grog live here. Easiest road trip Grog been on. Grog hate Big Inflatable Toilet of Twins. Grog realize have to stop getting Hardy drunk all the time. Hardy have bad games. Maybe he do better if Grog not go to happy hour with him. Craig gone to Texas. Grog get much quality time with Rachel. Grog get quiet evenings alone with her. Give her nice foot rubs. Grog able to...

Hey, hey, hey! What the hell Grog? I leave and you start going after my wife? You were supposed to be at the Dome with the Brewers following the mood of the team and reporting in on the action. Not trying to get some action at home!

Grog sorry... Not!

Well, Grog and I need to have a talk about what's appropriate behavior. Before I go, the Bucks hit the jackpot last night and got the #1 pick in the NBA Lottery. I'll go into more detail on my thoughts on this tomorrow as to what they should do with this pick.

1 comment:

SBG said...

Cats as heroin junkies. Only in D.C.