Life is too short to eat fat-free cheese
Wednesday, June 22, 2005Grog Blog
Grog is back from his latest road trip with the Brewers in Philly, Tampa and Toronto; so let's see what his latest travels brings us:
Philadelphia This city called "City of Brotherly Love". Grog not swing that way. Grog very impressed by city history. Lots of men who liked to fight. Grog favorite is Rocky. Grog ran up steps just like in movie and sang "Eye of Tiger". Man call Grog stupid tourist. Grog take man's cheese steak and eat it. Grog like so much that go to Pat's to get more. Have to remember to try this with neighbor's cats instead of steak. Philly mascot and Grog get along good. Brewers swept by stupid Phillies. Grog pee in their Gatorade container after last game. Now who laughing Ha Ha! Tampa Nice city. Grog lay on beach to get tan. Wish Rachel was here so Grog can rub lotion on her legs and arms and (CC: Back to the report Grog! Ok Ok Cheeseboy). Grog reunited with Prince Fielder. Grog and Prince get along great. Got to start up Monopoly games that we played in spring training along with Weeks. Weeks cheats at game. Always does. Grog hang Weeks up by underpants in shower to teach him lesson. Grog and Prince get into hot dog eating contest. Prince won. Grog hang him up in shower with Weeks for spite. Toronto People strange here. All keep saying "eh" at end of sentence. Annoying. They no like baseball here, only hockey. Players must be that way too as Brewers win 2 of 3 games. Grog see they have hotel by stadium. Grog get room there and moon players during game. Canadian beer make Grog do silly things. Grog like that. Police say Grog not funny. Grog tell joke. Police still not think Grog funny. Doug Melvin help Grog out. Doug nice guy. Bad card player, but nice guy. I'm not too sure I'm going to let Grog out of the country again any time soon. The Crew lose again to the Cubs last night. Hate losing to the Cubs. I was born and raised in WI close to the IL border and hate the IL teams more than any other. C'mon offense, get it in gear. By the way, ESPN has a nice column on the young crop of Brewers.
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