Thursday, March 09, 2006

Here's to you Mr. No-Defense-Milwaukee-Buck

(Take on the Budweiser ads)

Mr. No-Defense-Milwaukee-Buck

You don't bother with tiring yourself out on the defensive end, after all, you think defense doesn't win championships.

Never heard of the Spurs or Pistons

You think that the matador defense is the best thing since sliced bread

Pass the salami

Fouling is an acceptable way to play defense, after all, standing around for the free throw gives you a better opportunity to get your face on TV.

Ready for my closeup Mr. Deville

Playoffs? They are just an inconvenience to your golf game.

Watch out Tiger Woods

After a hard day of letting people score on you, you go to the locker room and play the "real" game on your Playstation. After all, that's a better reality anyway.

50" screen plasma

So here's to you, Mr. No-Defense-Milwaukee-Buck, and remember, you can't spell defense without a dictionary

Mr. No-Defense-Milwaukee-Buck

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