Back again from his latest road trip, Grog gives us the report from his travels with America's Team, the Milwaukee Brewers:
San Diego
Grog back in California. Grog happy to be here. Lots of pretty women in small, tight outfits. None hold candle to Rachel. Grog get to visit Balboa Park. Able to lay out in hammock. Brewers play bad against Padres. Grog in bad mood. Grog go to fish taco place. Ask man behind counter if there cat taco place. Man laugh at Grog. Grog grab man and throw him into dumpster. No mess with Grog when in bad mood.
Los Angeles
Grog rent convertable and drive along coast to LA to relax. Grog meet many famous people. Grog go to party by man named Tommy Lee. He play drums for band, Motley Crue. Grog like drums. Tommy fun guy. Grog get to drink as much as want. Tommy and friends very impressed with Grog drinking. Grog make many people laugh. Grog jump into pool from balcony. Grog have wild time. Grog drink too much and get frisky. Grog make out with Anna Nicole Smith. Find out not hard to do as anyone can. Hope Rachel forgive Grog. Paris Hilton hit on Grog. Grog able to just blow her over as she so skinny. Grog at party for whole time in LA, last 4 days. Grog hung over on flight home. Now Grog needs to sleep.
I was afraid that Grog would party too much in LA. I cannot say I blame him.
Westwood Softball Club
The Westwoodies lost a heartbreaker in the heat last night 19-18 to Al's Boozehounds. The Westwoodies bumbled around on defense in the field much like the Vikings did last season. Once again, a Westwood opponent resorted to distractions and cheating to achieve victory. Al's brought in exotic dancers with poles to distract the Westwoodies, thus leading to many errors in the field. The Boozehounds also simply ran over the Westwoodies on the basepaths with no call from the umpire as he was also distracted by said dancers. Even with everything seemingly against the Westwoodies, victory was almost achieved. A 2 out single in the bottom of the seventh sealed the victory for the Boozehounds as when the ball was hit, all of the dancers ran out towards the right fielder in a last ditch effort to keep him from the ball in time to throw out the runner attempting to score. Apparently the other teams in the league that were scouting the Westwoodies liked this tactic as they all eagerly got the ladies numbers. Come to think of it, so did several of the Westwoodies.
2 comments:
It's official. Everyone is beating the Yankees these days.
As happy and surprised as I was by last night's result, I'm not celebrating quite yet. The Brewers need to win this series and preferably sweep the Yanks. I never thought I would say that sentence and think there was any chance of that happening.
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