A woman was going swimming in her backyard pool and noticed that a frog was in the pool treading water, unable to climb out.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten."
The woman said, "That's okay." and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to. "
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM! she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you ".
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM! she's the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Attention male readers ONLY: Please contine.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story: Women are really not as smart as they think. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it also proves that women never do as they are told!
Yeah, I'm in trouble with this one, but sometimes, you just gotta do it.
Brewers Draft
I like the pick of Ryan Braun as the first round pick for the Crew. They are still going with the best player available in the draft and I cannot argue with the results they have acheived. Third Base was a need and this guy will be in the bigs within the next 2 years. I was hoping for Jeff Clement as the Crew needs a catcher, but I'm happy. The future just keeps getting brighter and brighter with this team.
3 comments:
It's almost like when a pitcher has a no-hitter going. Not a mention of the two wins over the Highlanders. Must be waiting for the sweep.
Yep, waiting for tomorrow. I can't wait for Mt. Steinbrenner to explode.
2 out of 3 ain't bad. Sorry I jinxed you by bringing it up
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