Life is too short to eat fat-free cheese
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
On the Gluttony, Sloth and Flatulence
Well, I've been requested to provide more details on the recent man weekend with the opening rounds of the March Madness tourney. Needless to say, I gained a bunch of weight back. How much you ask? Well, I'm both ashamed and proud to admit it was 7 pounds in 4.5 days. This just means I have to get back on the exercise and sensible eating horse I've been on since January. Not that I'm on an actual horse like that mind you, if I was, it'd be hard as hell to type this daily tripe. Anyway, on to the diary of the aforementioned "sins" in the title:
By far the worst one, but also the most fun to do.
Also add in that on my arrival home on Sunday night, we had a birthday party for my 3 year old daughter, and of course there was cake and ice cream. What the hell did I just do to my body?Sloth
Pretty much sat and reclined (individual recliners) on a leather couch watching a 52" TV screen for the majority of the time. Only real exercise was jumping up and down during the upsets and going up the stairs to use the bathroom. I did use their eliptical machine for about 30 minutes one day, but that was to make more room for the steak dinner that night.
You really don't need to hear about this do you? 5 guys (at times 8) sitting in a basement, eating junk food for hours at a time, you get the picture.
Overall it was another great time. As far as the rest of weekend details... what happens in the basement, stays in the basement.
You didn't tell me about the prociutto!!!
And you restrained yourself to only three scoops of Breyer's Strawberry ice cream??? That's child play.
Overall, I'm impressed that you are still functioning, much less at the productive level you are...
The most amazing detail attesting you your self control is that you had an open can of Lay's chips in your back seat of your car the whole ride home. You are not a glutton, not by a long shot.
Your Dear Wife.
Oh snap! Forgot about the car food. Add the can of Lays chips (there were only about 10 chips left in it sweetie) and a king size Kit Kat.
You notice, I didn't ask about the flatulence...Post a Comment
Bamba's. Dear, sweet Bamba's.
Gluttony and sloth. Still beats sluttony and goth any day.
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